If you want to get a roomful of chatter, bring up the term MILF with your girlfriends. For those of you who are still sweetly unaware, it’s a grade men give women based on the latter’s sexuality. It stands for “Mothers I’d Like to F….”
Here’s what my friends say:
- Who gives a F who you’d like to F?
- Why single out mothers?
MILF implies that the default setting is that mothers are un-F-able, unless they earn the prized designation of MILF. Then, oh baby, then they rate. Woo hoo. Winner.
My girls recommend we retire the MILF award and start handing out MWDH.
Men Who Do Housework*
Now, that’s sexy.
*Apologies to DRM and WFS, both of whom totally win this prize.
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Thank you. Have found that expression incredibly irritating since the first time I heard.
I especially like 1., who gives a F who you want to F? Takes me back to younger years and all the time and energy wasted on worrying if a guy liked me, found me attractive, etc. And really, who cares what a bunch of horn-dogs think?
Right you are, Trish!
LOL!! Cute!
PS. No mention of cougars? What about the old rich guys with one foot in the grave—ORMWOFIG? gals have been doing them since old rich men were born-just ask hugh hefner or newt gingrich…:)
Thanks for asking, Marla! https://anyshinything.com/2010/11/04/cougars-vs-leopards/
And isn’t it funny how that little girl ran out on Hef! Even money can’t put a gloss on the idea of F-ing your gramps!
PS Am I the only one who thinks Bill Maher looks EXACTLY like Hef’s son?
laughing before i’ve had my tea & that’s a good thing—:)