If you want to get a roomful of chatter, bring up the term MILF with your girlfriends. For those of you who are still sweetly unaware, it’s a grade men give women based on the latter’s sexuality. It stands for “Mothers I’d Like to F….”
Here’s what my friends say:
- Who gives a F who you’d like to F?
- Why single out mothers?
MILF implies that the default setting is that mothers are un-F-able, unless they earn the prized designation of MILF. Then, oh baby, then they rate. Woo hoo. Winner.
My girls recommend we retire the MILF award and start handing out MWDH.
Men Who Do Housework*
Now, that’s sexy.
*Apologies to DRM and WFS, both of whom totally win this prize.
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