Older peeps sometimes think they’re starting to figure out this thing called LIFE, and then they’re tempted to make lists of the things that work. Our rules help us feel more secure, as if the world has a bit of logic to it after all.
My former boss and mentor once told me he had developed a list of rules or guidelines he found useful throughout his life. At the time I thought it was amusing. Old people did stuff like that (he was maybe 45?) However, now that I’m older, I would love to see it. Recently I asked him if I could please get a copy, but he professed he never constructed such a list (see Rule #5, below.)
My husband invented the “90/10” rule. After thirty years of selling cars for a living, he’s studied every kind of human behavior. He says people tend to over-buy for emotional reasons, but if they knew what they needed their vehicle to do 90% of the time, they’d be happy and save a lot of money. Maybe you don’t need 4-wheel drive if you only go on an occasional picnic in the hills.
90/10 means Mom needs to live where she can have a lot of friends, because she is a social butterfly, as opposed to immediate proximity to her doctor, who she doesn’t see that often. 90/10 means it’s a good day if I accomplished 90% of my to-do list. 90/10 means we should spend more money on education than prisons.
I’m not the only one who thinks about life rules. Gail Brenner, a middle-aged psychologist, blogs about it. So do Marc and Angel, a smart young couple who are eager to share their view of the world.
Here are some of my life lessons or rules. I hope you’ll contribute yours:
- Ask. Listen.
- Don’t make eye contact with maniacs. They’re looking for somebody to torture, and it doesn’t have to be you.
- Before you blow your top, consider the price you’ll have to pay later, because there is always a price.
- She who cares the most, loses. Sick but true.
- Cool politeness is a useful form of cruelty.
Do you have rules for living?
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cool politeness rule—excellent, I may steal it for a story.
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Rules for Living — excellent thought! (may I add your blog to my blogroll, Lynne?) So … yes, I guess I do have a few rules. One that comes to mind is try to value each moment … not wait for a better moment to show up … because each moment is pretty much the same, really. And why wish our lives away? Why miss our very own lives in a perpetual state of “waiting?” No thanks. So I hope that can be counted as a “rule for living.” 🙂 My best to you, as always, and Happy Easter weekend. –Daisy in Dakota 🙂 P.S. Annie Proulx, famous Wyoming writer, just published her memoir @ 75 — it’s called “Bird Cloud” and I just started reading it. I’m sure you know her, she wrote The Shipping News, etc.
It’s a great rule, Daisy. As usual, we’re thinking alike. My greatest fear is sleepwalking through my life, only to realize at the end that I wasted it. Your rule about valuing the present is the antidote, for sure.
And I would be very honored to be included in your blogroll. As you can see, I’ve reciprocated.
Lastly, Annie Proulx is one of my 3 favorite writers! She is the spiritual head of our community of prairie sisters, isn’t she? The Shipping News is one of my all time favorite books, and I just recently watched the movie again (Kevin Spacey was perfect in it.)
Happy Easter, Sis.
I recently found your blog, which I like very much. I’m intrigued by your question. Here are a few of my rules.
1) Not everyone you meet will be your friend.
2) Maximize your options/use what you’ve got.
3) Laugh often.
4) Don’t forget to floss.
Thanks, Ally. I enjoyed yours as well. Hope you’ll stop by again.
I love to look at everyone’s rules! Isn’t it interesting to see the life behind the rules? It tells so much.
I don’t know that I really have rules except to try to love everyone I meet today. I have no idea what their day has been like or their life, for that matter, but I can leave them with a little bit of love, whether they accept it or not. I will feel better that at least I tried and, who know, maybe some good will come of it. I may never know what it was, but maybe my act of kindness will change something or someone even a little.
Blessings to you!
Hi, Ereline, I was raised to love everyone I met. My mom and dad had such big hearts. But I had to learn the hard way how to protect myself. So one of my rules now is to observe what people do, less than believe what they say. I make exceptions, say, for children, or I’ll give the benefit of the doubt to a new acquaintance or friend. I’m nice to everyone, but I’m more guarded now.
Nice to hear from you.
I have just recently found your blog and I am really enjoying it. Last year a friend shared a rule with me that has REALLY helped me. It is “Don’t assume”.
Don’t assume you know what someone is thinking. There have been many times when I assumed something that was completely wrong. I assumed I knew what an employee was thinking. I assumed I knew what my various family members were believing or thinking. Many, many times in my life I have made the wrong assumption. I have made decisions and comments based on wrong assumptions. This rule has helped me alot!
Hey, Nicki, you are so right with that one. I have the same, well, not a rule, but an awareness that a lot of time the assumptions we’re making are really just projections of our own beliefs, conventions, expectations, experience, scars, etc.
The way I became aware of this was (1) marrying a con man in an earlier marriage; a great education! and (2) working in human resources, where we learned to observe people’s behavior and not make assumptions about them – instead, to draw conclusions from our observations. So it’s hard to say “I think he really misses me,” without asking myself, “based on what behaviors?”
My, how I do go on. Drop by again!
Hi Lynne,
Here are some of my rules for life and some my mother taught me, which may or may not make sense:
1. Don’t sit with your back to the door in a restaurant. (mom’s)
2. Never trust a man with thin lips. (mom’s) But my husband has thin lips so I didn’t stick to this one.
3. Perfection is the highest form of self abuse.
4. Life is too short to hate your job.
5. If the man in my life doesn’t make me happier than I am on my own, it’s not worth the trouble. (used this when I was dating and young)
6. Bloom where you are planted. (sometimes hard to do)
7. It is okay for me to say no. (I’ve learned to do this especially with doctors and dentists, esp. If I don’t want to have a certain test or take a particular medication, I have the right to say no)
8. There are thousands of worthy causes. Commit to the ones that turn your head and trust that others will take on the ones that don’t. We can’t be responsible for everything.
I’m sure there are more. But those come to mind. 🙂
Marilyn
Marilyn, it occurs to me that the rules we make are like a Rorschach test. Your mom, for ex. Wonder what happened in her life to make her want to develop the ‘back to the door’ rule? Mine are signs of a big hurt. Yours are signs of your experience as well. Lots of wisdom there, hard earned. Thanks for stopping by.
Wow – I would love to take that drive someday.
Thanks for the post. Sounds like your life is the perfect definition of the sandwich generation. I admire your strength. With both parents gone and no grandchildren, yet, I guess I better be loving life these days. Thanks for the reminder.
Relax when you can and revitalize whatever you can. :>
Hey Lynne,
Great rules, although, how do you know when a maniac is near by? LOL I’m not making eye contact with anybody from now on!
Since I bought my little midlife crisis Miata sports car, my rule is to live life to the fullest because tomorrow I may be squashed by a garbage truck. :>
Stop by soon, I’ve missed ya.
Vonnie, I love Miatas! I used to rent one to drive up the coast to Big Sur along Highway 1. (http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/reverb/bigsur.jpg)
If you work it just right, you could go UNDER the truck.
And you have a good point about the maniacs!
Oh Lynne, you’ve got me thinking again!! This is a great discussion.Where do I start?
1. Trust in God with all your heart
2. Gratitude is essential to peace of mind
3. Find ways to forgive even if you cannot forget
4. If you have your health, you have everything
5. Make a positive difference in all you do.
6. Follow your dreams
7 Take responsibility for your life and happiness
8. Attitude matters- we’re all about as happy as we make our minds up to be
9. Sometimes we have to” fake it till we make it”
10. Respect for self and others
That’s my 2-cents 🙂
Kathy, that’s worth at least fifteen bucks! I believe in so many of your rules, but #9 has been especially effective in giving me some control over my world. Thanks for weighing in!
Perfectionism is a killer.
Bam, you hit it on the head, Sheila. That wise mentor/boss I mentioned above? He once told me “perfectionists fear criticism.” Up to that point I, like most other humanoids, had bragged about being a perfectionist. After that I tried to leave typos and scratch-outs in my memos to him, to show that I did NOT fear criticism!
Lynne, What an interesting post from you. I am surprised by your rules, not because they are strange or bad, but because they just don’t sound like the you that I have known.
I have one rule that I try to live by. It is that everything is the way it’s meant to be. I may not like what it is, but it is my job to discover, learn and make the best of it.
I am not always so good at remembering this, but it helps me to stay in the present.
Nanci, so good to hear from you! I have a version of your one rule: it’s what is. Not necessarily that it’s meant to be, because that implies (to me) some plan or cosmic/divine intent, but rather that things just are what they are. How we deal with that is a measure of our wisdom.
Re the me that you have known, I may be more jaded than the girl you knew back in our Jurupa Unified days. I’m more squinty-eyed (self-protective) for better or worse. Is that what came through? Or I might sound fearful, but I’m more respectful of mortality now. Lastly, I now suspect the existence of, and protect myself from, a strata of humankind to which one might ascribe the label “subspecies.” Or maybe I’ve missed your intent completely!
Good coffee this morning.
All good lessons to follow, although I may not put them in the same order. One of my toughest rules is, forgive myself when I can’t practice what I preach. Recently, I opened a Chinese fortune cookie and it read, “He that gives should not remember, he that receives should never forget.”
Have a great day, Lynne!
Kathy, I love the fortune cookie message. And it’s so much fun when you get one that seems to speak to your own situation at the moment. When you open your particular cookie, do you ever think of how it happened to come to you? As in, how did it happen that you reached for that one, or were handed that one. Fate or coincidence?
Good to hear from you.
I’ve always found the Golden Rule to be the supreme goal — “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” Besides that, I’ve learned:
1) Don’t be a follower; be a leader.
2) Wherever your passion lies, there will be your success.
3) People enter your life for a reason or a season.
4) There’s no better medicine than a dog.
5) Exercise, eat healthy, and stay away from doctors’ offices.
6) Don’t air your dirty laundry.
7) Put God first, family second, and everything else in line behind.
8) Children are your chance to “get right” what your parents did wrong with you.
9) If you knew you only had 24 hours to live, would you spend it doing what you’re doing right now?
10) Love. Love deeply, unreservedly, fully.
There’s more, but I’ll let others weigh in!
These are great, Deb! I especially like 2, 3 and 10.